Monday, February 7, 2011

More Notes From The Cancer Wars

Great news from Dr. Mike!

Non-Hotchkins Lymphoma, in and of itself, won't actually kill you!

All it does is this: it lowers and alters one's immune system to the point where pneumonia, staph infections, bacteria invasions, fungi invasions. flu & cold viruses, deng fever, malaria, beri-beri and a hang nail could creep up on one, and then take one "out."

Dr. Mike is the creator of the term "Cancer Sucks." You can even buy cozies bearing that Slogan from him if you are so inclined.

Dr. Mike is also a very vocal proponent of the Theory that consuming Massive Amounts of Broccoli is very beneficial for those undergoing chemo. After buying into his theory, I can tell you, first-hand, that I will probably not pass from colon cancer.

Yes, indeed! Lymphoma doesn't kill.

Upon hearing this, I'm reminded of this old joke:

It's not the fall off of the cliff that will kill you: it's the sudden stop.

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